Gurkha – 30, Taliban – 0, from Daily Mail (UK):
Corporal Dipprasad Pun defeated more than 30 Taliban fighters single-handedly
Used the tripod of his machine gun to beat away a militant after running out of ammunition
A Gurkha
Jimmy Carter: Putz, from Jennifer Epstein, Politico:
Former President Jimmy Carter says his biggest failure during his term in the White House was that he didn’t get to spend another four years there.
“I guess my biggest failure