Will somebody please tell me how this houseplant is supposed to be debating Donald Trump in a week? There isn’t enough prevagen in the ocean to overcome this mess.

Folks, we might as well face the fact that even assuming the Democrats manage the drag this guy over the finish line, he isn’t going to make it to the end of January before he’s declared mentally incompetent for the office of the presidency and the whole thing gets handed over to Horizontal Harris. So if you have any illusions about Joe Biden being a moderate Democrat, I won’t even bother arguing the point because it’s moot. Harris is the real worry, here.