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United Nations Updates Two Chickens in Every Pot

The United Nations has updated the meme of Two Chickens in Every Pot.   Needless to say, the UN has no chickens, or at least any which she willing to part.   Instead the plan calls for a massive chicken tax, from National Regime Public Radio [1]:

At the United Nations General Assembly this weekend in New York, U.N. member states are set to adopt the new Sustainable Development Goals. The goals are meant to guide development priorities around the globe over the next 15 years. Critics and supporters alike are declaring them to be highly ambitious — maybe even too ambitious.

In related news, Bitsblog announces an ambitious plan to build a step ladder to the Moon.  The project will commence as soon as we acquire some lumber.  Aw those pesty details.