The Snark of the Day, P.J. O’Rouke:
One if by land, and two if by sea, and three if by air, and four if by drones .??.??. Or is it two if by land, and one if by sea? .??.??. However, there will be no deployment of Colonial ground forces. So it’s two if by ship-launched cruise missiles .??.??. Or is it three if by airstrikes? .??.??. Anyway, the British aren’t coming.
Hat tip: Cjunk, Small Dead Animals [1].