DavidL's Breakfast Scramble
Fact checking the Fat Lady, Wordsmith compares and contrast this FLOTUS, b/k/a Michelle Obams, quote with the real world, from Flopping Aces:

“See, what you all need to know about the President you helped to elect is that when it comes to the people he meets, Barack has a memory like a steel trap. He has a gift in that way, able to retain information, know more than those who are briefing him, asking critical questions, because all of those wins and losses are not wins and losses for him [but] they are wins and losses for the folks whose stories he carries with him, the folks that he worries about and prays about before he goes to bed at night”

If Dim Won, a/k/a Dumbo, a/k/a BO, b/k/a Barack Obama ever had a steel trap memory, it has long rusted shut.

A war too far, democrat congresscritter reaxs to the Obama pension for getting to wars sans congressional approval, from Pete Kasperowicz, Hill:

A House Democrat warned Friday that the U.S. president is becoming an “absolute monarch” on matters related to the authority to start a war.

Rep. Jerrold Nadler (D-N.Y.) said Congress must act to limit funding for military operations in Libya in order to correct that trend.

“We have been sliding for 70 years to a situation where Congress has nothing to do with the decision about whether to go to war or not, and the president is becoming an absolute monarch,” Nadler said on the floor. “And we must put a stop to that right now, if we don’t want to become an empire instead of a republic.”

Feds crack down on campus flirting and sex jokes Michael Barone, Washington Examiner.

Reax, Robert Stacy McCain: Other McCain:

Wait a minute! We’re talking about college students. If young people on our nation’s university campuses aren’t permitted to tell “jokes about sex” or engage in “sexual flirtations” without risk of a federal civil-rights action, who among us is safe?

God made male eyes and female legs. It would be a denial of holy intent not to use on of God’s gifts to check out the other.  Remember all women have legs that start at the ankles.  However some legs go farther than others.

Dumbo pooped on General Motors, from Matthew Boyle  Daily Caller:

New emails obtained by The Daily Caller contradict claims by the Obama administration that the Treasury Department would avoid “intervening in the day-to-day management” of General Motors post-auto bailout.

These messages reveal that Treasury officials were involved in decision-making that led to more than 20,000 non-union workers losing their pensions. (General Motors not eager to be political talking point in 2012)

Jackass to the end, Joann Loviglio, Daily Caller:

PHILADELPHIA (AP) — Pennsylvania state police say no charges are planned against the suburban Philadelphia bar where “Jackass” star Ryan Dunn drank just before he and a passenger died in a fiery one-car crash this week

Ryan is Dunn

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