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Breakfast Scramble

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International Atomic Energy Agency pulls head out.  There as been a change at at the head of the IAEA.  Wereas the old head, Mohamed ElBaradei, had his head buried whee ithe Sun never shines nad by the way is alos smells bad, the new head Yukiya Amano, has stopped and smell Iran’s nuclear weapons programs.   Paul Reynolds,  BBC [1],  explains the difference  between Amano and El Baradei:

Where Mr El Baradei avoids the word “current” and is reluctant to link his “concerns” to “possible military dimensions”, Mr Amano does just that.

Now if the White House will only get the memo, Bridget Johnson, Hill [2]:

“We do not believe they have the capability to enrich to the degree they say they are enriching,” White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said at last Thursday’s daily briefing.

But the IAEA report said that Iran had hit 19.8 percent enrichment on two days last week.

Who we Paleface Bob?

Liz fix, Liz Cheney kicks Kieth Olbermann’s butt in the most lady like manner, video:

Hat tip: Nice Deb [3].

Blonds can’t tell jokes. Andrea Fay Friedman, the voice actress who played Ellen on the Family Guy segment which mocks Sarah Palin responds, from Glynnis MacNicol, Mediate [4]:

My name is Andrea Fay Friedman. I was born with Down syndrome. I played the role of Ellen on the “Extra Large Medium” episode of Family Guy that was broadcast on Valentine’s day. Although they gave me red hair on the show, I am really a blonde. I also wore a red wig for my role in ” Smudge” but I was a blonde in “Life Goes On”. I guess former Governor Palin does not have a sense of humor. I thought the line “I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska” was very funny. I think the word is “sarcasm”.

In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life.

My mother did not carry me around under her arm like a loaf of French bread the way former Governor Palin carries her son Trig around looking for sympathy and votes.

If  there was supposed be joke in Friedman’s segment, I sure didn’t get it.    Comedians tell lots of jokes, because some people get a particular joke and others just don’t.    Now my best one is, while I standing in the frigid New York State weather to say my best droll “global warming.”   So far it has worked every time, but it you don’t happen to get the joke,  I can’t say it was because you lack a sense humor.    I believe all sane people has a sense of humor.   It is an essential survival tool.

Come on Andy, tell what you really think of Rachel Maddow, Kenneth P. Vogel, Politioo [5]

“The left’s Alinsky tactics — that’s you Rachel Maddow — of isolating Sarah Palin or her poor children and beating on them, beating on them, beating on them … [won’t succeed] with the tea party movement. …You can call them racists and homophobes. But those tricks aren’t working anymore, because people are saying, ‘This is ridiculous.'”

Out.