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Nightly Ramble: Never Mind.

  • So, Iran now says it’s warplanes are able to reach Israel. [1] Now why would they want to level THAT threat, I wonder? I mean, they could make it there, but they couldn’t make it BACK. Wouldn’t that be a suicide mission?  Oh. Wait a minute.  Ummm… Never mind.
  • Ukraine is offering a missile deal to the US [2].  Why would they do that? It’s not like they have overly aggressive neighbors [3]who need keeping in their place. Oh, wait, Never mind.
  • Same for Poland [4], by the way.
  • Give me all your money, sucker. Oops, never mind [5].
  • Now why would Denver authorities be putting secret jails together for the upcoming Democrat convention? I mean, it not like there’s going to be problems from the left wing, huh? Oh, wait…. never mind [6].
  • Of COURSE Al Gore has the moral authority to tell us what is ‘sustainable’ and what isn’t. Right? Oh, wait… Never mind. [7]
  • So, 62% of people in New Jersey want the waters off their coast drilled for oil and natural gas.  And the elected officials are supposed to run with the view of the people, right?  Oh. Never mind. [8]
  • So, Obama opesn his mouth basically calling for a comparison between himself and Justice Thomas, apparent,y thinking that nobody else would be able to do that…. Oh, wait. Never mind. [9]
  • Obama is the post racial candidate. Oh, never mind. [10]
  • Global Warming is a crisis… the world is going to end if we don’t act… Oh, never mind. [11]
  • Obama supporters are sreaming that McCain had cheated at Saddleback. Now, let’s think; WHY would they say this? Because they know Obama, without his teleprompter, didn’t come off as prepared for his ordeal. Turns out most people think so, too [12]. How long until we hear “oh, never mind”?