Boy Scout Oath:
Courtesy Boy Scouts of America [1].
Des Moines Register [2]:
Of the four Boy Scouts who died in last night’s western Iowa tornado, one is from Iowa and three are from Omaha, officials said this morning.
The reprobate Fred Phelps [3]has held that adverse outcomes can be taken as an indication of God’s wrath. Therefore that must explain this note which was pulled from the dumpster in the back of the Westboro Baptist Church [4]::
Holy shit, God must hate good samSamaritans.
Don’t worry Fred, if God really does hate good Samaritans, you and your flock are safe.
Center for American Progress is blaming the Scouts’ deaths on so-called anthropogenic gloval warming, Canada Free Press [5]:
Excerpt: The evidence for the consequences of global warming is appearing with alarming frequency. This morning’s headlines are filled with tales of deadly weather: “At least four people were killed and about 40 injured when a tornado tore through a Boy Scout camp in western Iowa on Wednesday night”; “two people are dead in northern Kansas after tornadoes cut a diagonal path across the state”; “[t]wo Maryland men with heart conditions died this week” from the East Coast heat wave. These eight deaths come on top of reports earlier this week that the heat wave “claimed the lives of 17 people” and the wave of deadly storms killed 11 more: “six in Michigan, two in Indiana and one each in Iowa and Connecticut,” as well as one man in New York
Well nut jobs do come in various flavors.
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