snark2.jpgWhile the Libby jury deliberates, Clarice Feldman takes a break from the trial to take a shot at the liimosine class of watermelons

I’m trying to figure out why Norman Lear with a 26 car garage insists we cut our driving and Barbra Streisand from her well-staffed mansion overlooking the Pacific Ocean advises her fans to air dry their laundry outside. And Teresa Heinz and John Kerry, who use a private plane to travel to their 5 mansions and SUVs, warn us all to cut back on our energy use.
Maybe the same solution would work for watermelons as it would for hoplophobes, make them practice what they preach.   Besides,  Al getting a wee bit fat.  He should get bicycle.  He could use the exercise.

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