Speaking of Darren, he’s got a real gem today, here:here.

A man arrested in Arizona for extreme DUI has avoided jail, because authorities say he was too drunk.  The Yavapai (YAHV-uh-pie) County Sheriff’s Office says 48-year-old Kevin Larremore was stopped by deputies earlier this week and admitted to drinking heavily.  His blood alcohol content registered at .379

We better let Foxworthy know about this… we’ve got a new one for “You might be a redneck.. if you’ve ever been too drunk to go to jail…”