Ya know, I can’t help but wonder a bit ifThe Clinton Library opening would be such a big deal had America been stupid enough to let Kerry actually win the election.  I mean look at the partiers down there. 

They’d all have had to make a choice between the party on the south lawn of the WH and the party in Little Rock at what the construction workers call ‘the trailer’. (With some justification… Look at the thing! There is justice in the world after all. The trailer park trash president gets a library befitting him!)

As it is, all the usual suspects descended onto Little Rock. I kept waiting for reports of knife fights breaking out…. (Not enough rappers at the opening day festival, I guess…) …Or of free kneepads, or blue dresses to female celebrants. Do I have to think of EVERYTHING?