(Washington, DC)— In what can only be described as a stunning move, President George W. Bush today announced he will not seek a re-election in November, and endorsed John F Kerry for the office.

“Hey”, said Mr. Bush, “He’s got this war on terror thing down. We SHOULD turn over the whole thing to the same people who’ve been ripping off the Iraqi people for billions of dollars for the last decade… the UN. Let them run right over us… what the hell.”


If you really think this is a good thing, You need to look at the date, and promptly seek and schedule a full psychiatric workup as soon as you possibly can. You are in serious need of help!