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Happy St Patty’s Day!

By way of Slings And Arrows [1] comes one for the holiday:

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose misstatements could fill up a bucket.
Oft the truth he has bent,
Like his “Irish descent.”
Of his record he says, “I’ll just duck it.”

—National Committee Chairman Ed Gillespie