Eric Florack on April 25th, 2008

If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and his impersonators would be dead.

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Eric Florack on April 21st, 2008

Remember: Traffic lights that are timed for 35MPH work just as well at 70

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Eric Florack on April 17th, 2008

Where I come from getting your $#!+ together¬† means you’re constipated.

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