Slow Joe, a/k/a Joseph Biden, Vice President of the United States and decided to deprive Saturday Night Live from tons of inspiration and t0 spare the country from his effort to try and lie his way into the White House, from Steve Hayward, Power Line:

Joe Biden has decided against running for president. Which will deprive Americans of loads of free comedy. I suspect this pretty much clears the way for Hillary—barring an indictment by the Justice Department. I expect that to happen about as soon as we master teleportation, bring peace to the Middle East, and find a shred of moderation in Obama

Neil Kinnock could not be reached for comment.