There is an unconfirmed rumor that four out of five detainees at Guantanamo would rather be water boarded than be forced to eat a Michelle Obama school lunch.

Michelle Obama school lunches

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In my nine years of eating school lunches, I was never served such a pathetic meal.

Back to Guantanamo, I suspect that serving such a meal to a POW would violate one of the Geneva Conventions.