The Snark of the Day:
A million people in and around the city of Paul Revere, of the Lexington and Concord patriots, of Bunker Hill, locked their doors and hid inside because a lone armed teenager with pipe bombs was on the loose.
Patrick J. Buchanan, World Net Daily.
I suggest that Massachusetts cease pretending to honor Patriots Day. Instead they need to rename it Cowards day. When a single teenage punk can panic an entire metropolitan area into a lock down, the terrorists are winning.