Here’s a report  regarding a woman in New Zealand who died supposedly from addiction to Coca Cola. According to the report she drank a little over 2 gallons of the stuff daily. The resulting metabolic interaction caused her death. You can’t fix stupid.

BUT …. let’s do some “what if” thinking. Now, since Coca Cola supports left wing causes worldwide, ( witness, for example, the polar bears drowning because of global warming…  when in fact the ice pack has been growing for the last 16 years)  nothing will be said about this.

But can you imagine the results of this happening were they to support conservative causes?  Leftists worldwide would be moving to ban it, referring to it as poisonous. Governments would ban it. We would doubtless hear from New York mayor Doomberg  on the matter.

(Sound of Pepsi can popping)

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