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Shot in the Head?

Forwarded from a reader:

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting  her in-laws and  while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the  driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her  head.  He became concerned and walked over to the car.  He noticed that Linda’s eyes were now open  and she looked very  strange. He asked her if she was okay  and Linda replied that she had been shot in  the back of the head  and had been holding her brains  in for over an hour.

The husband called the  paramedics, who broke into the car because the  doors were locked and  Linda refused to remove her  hands from her head. When they finally got in,  they found Linda had a wad of bread dough on the
back of her  head.

A Pillsbury biscuit container  had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like  a gunshot, and the wad of dough  hit her in the back of the head.  When she  reached back to find   out what it was, she felt the  dough and thought it was her brains.  She initially passed out, but  quickly  recovered.

Linda is a blonde, a Democrat  and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.

The defective biscuit  canister was analyzed, and it was determined to be Bush’s  fault.