I am saved*.
Memo to the residents of Ltthona and Tucker, Georgia, your congressman is a moron. Vote him out of officer or suffer the embrassment. The choice is yours am saved. Hank Johnson (GA-4) is a moron, video:
Hat tip: Michelle.
For the record, I reject the premises that there any possibility that the island of Guam will simply tip over; the idea of anthropogenic global warming, that Dim Won’s off-shore oil announcement was anything other than a cynical attempt to buy Lindsay Graham’s vote for Cap and Tax and that Congressman Johnson’s IQ is much north of room temperature. What say you?
[*]I had considered such provocative ledes as Al Gore to sell his mansion, go on a diet and join a monastery; Mrs. Clinton to file for divorce and changer he name back to Rodham and finally Barack Obama to become Bari Obama and begin hormone treatments for a sex change. But Lord I am saved, Johnson has produced a story even dumber than my April Fools day ideas. Life is good.
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April 1st, 2010 at 16:17
DavidL, YOU are a moron. You’ve never heard of a metaphor? Wow, that’s sad.
April 1st, 2010 at 16:36
Now unlike Dim Won, I have never claimed to be a college professor. However I am smart enough to know that the theory of anthropogenic global warming is a hoax. Not so for Congressman Johnson. However, if feels comforting to think Congressman a Johnson was making a metaphor, don’t let me burst your bubble.