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Nightly Ramble:The “Boy are We Ever LOST” Edition

ramble-99a [1]Welcome to the most intense nightly read on the ‘sphere, the ever increasingly popular Bitsblog Nightly Ramble.

This is the “Boy are we ever LOST” edition.

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