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Now the Watermelons Want to Ration Your Food

Why is an enviromentist like a watermelon?   Because, both are green on the outside, but red on the inside.   The Watermelons don’t want to stop anthropogenic global warming.   They want to control your lives.   Watermelon are not attacking APG, they are attacking personal freedom.   The lastest watermelong insanity, starvation, via Juliette Jowit, Guardian( [1]UK):

People will have to be rationed to four modest portions of meat and one litre of milk a week if the world is to avoid run-away climate change, a major new report warns.

The report, by the Food Climate Research Network, based at the University of Surrey, also says total food consumption should be reduced, especially “low nutritional value” treats such as alcohol, sweets and chocolates

Well I say ladies and watermelons, before gentlemen.  If  Ms Tara Garnet, the report’s author, thinks that food rationing is so bloody important to saving the World’s climate, I suggest that she lead by example and go strictly vegan begining like yesterday.   After Ms Garnet goes vegan, she  should crawl back to her corner and leave us alone.