Eliot SpitzerWhen it rains, it pours and disgraced former New York governor Eliot Spitzer is in sore need of an umbrella.  Jame Schram et al, New York Post:

Disgraced former Gov. Eliot Spitzer has been identified as a long-standing client of a second high-priced call-girl ring, The Post has learned.

The ex-governor regularly patronized Wicked Models

If you thought that Spitzer’s trouble sounds like fodder for a Law & Order episode, read on:

Kristen Davis

Davis’ alleged multimillion-dollar empire was smashed by city vice cops as she made plans to skip town. Prosecutors say she netted some $2 million last year by pimping out ladies of the night for as much as $1,000 an hour through four Web sites.

Dick Wolf is just going to have to find a dead body so as to move the case from vice to homocide so that detectives Green and Lupo can make the bust.  Heck I might even stay up late to watch.

Bonus: All Eliot’s hos.

 Addendum: (Bit) Michelle notes the last line of the Post story

“She personally interfaced with Spitzer a number of times” since 2003 before she became a madam, a source close to Davis said.

and says:

“Interfacing”… a new Spitzerism.”

Heh.

Well, it’s not like it’s original. Years ago, I used to have a computer shirt… Commie 64 on it… the caption was: “May I interface with your floppies?” The girls at the bar got a charge out of that shirt, for reasons I’m sure Eliot would understand. Wish I had a photo of it. Make a great graphic.

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