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When a “Transformer” is Drunk, is It Drunk Driving?

WBBM-TV is reporting:

CHICAGO (CBS) ? [1] You may have seen him stubbornly standing up to an invasion of evil robots this summer in “Transformers,” but if you were in downtown Chicago early Sunday, you may have seen him stubbornly standing up to security guards at a local Walgreens.

movie-transformers-6.jpg [2]Chicago police say actor Shia LaBeouf was arrested at the Walgreens at 757 N. Michigan Av. around 2:30 a.m. Sunday after repeatedly refusing to leave the store.

A security guard repeatedly told LaBeouf that he wasn’t welcome and had to leave because he appeared to be drunk, police said.

Oh. He was drunk? That would seem to explain why he was unable to change into one of those truck things, and knock down a wall on the way out of the store. Would that constitute drunk driving, I wonder?

Yeah. It HAS been a long day.  Good night, Chet.