Good lord, it MUST be.
I mean, in the last week, I’ve gotten… and I kid you not, around 1000 notes telling me I need enlargement.
I dunno. Only thing I can figure is my reputation somehow became otherwise than I would have it be. Funny thing, I don’t remember enlargement ever being a need. Rather the opposite, is what generated what complaints I got over the years, actually. But that doesn’t stop this inflation business from showing up in my systems a hundred times per day. There certainly seems to be a number of people trying to make a buck off my appendage. (Is that, like, legal?)
Or, not, perhaps. I just went wading through my Mom’s mail account, and found someone thinks that at age 80 plus, SHE needs Penis Enlargement, too. Actually several dozen someones. An example:
Do you believe in wonders? We think you’re likely to give a negative answer .We hadn’t believed, either…until the moment we tried MegaDick!
Apparently, Nixon is back, and bigger than ever. Anyway, with her, I suppose penis enlargement will take additional work.
Now, that’s one of the milder examples, and I’m not going to show you more than this. On the other hand, I’m told quite regularly that I have several people who have a crush on me… via spam, of course. (Females, one presumes, though perhaps that’s unwarranted in today’s society) Which leads me to the question, if I’m that under-equipped, as the other spammers are making me out to be, how can this attraction exist?
It’s not just the net, of course…Who are the biggest advertisers on TV these days? That’s right… Penis enlargement (Well, they call it “natural male enhancement”, there ) and dating services, such as E-Harmony.
A thought occurrs:
In each case, they seem to be arguing against each other. Perhaps I could simply forward the “Boy have I got a date for YOU” people, all my Penis enlargement spam, and let them solve each other’s problems?
Why am I even commenting on this problem? Irony abounds… it’s the sheer size of the thing, that causes me to comment.
Oh. Sorry. My trash bin, I mean. Well, their formula certainly works at enlarging THAT, at least.
At what point do we get a break from this stuff, guys?