DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) – [1] Forget politics, the concern of Chris Dodd’s 6-year-old daughter is that Santa Claus won’t find her in Iowa.
[2] Hmmm. That’s OK, kid… the voters out there can’t find your dad, either.
It evens out.
Just as well, too. Can you imagine explaining How Santa’s going to make it past the Secret Service in the White House to the kid?