The Associated Press reports non-news as if it were news:
NEW YORK (AP ) – Harry Potter fans, the rumors are true: Albus Dumbledore, master wizard and Headmaster of Hogwarts, is gay. J.K. Rowling, author of the mega-selling fantasy series that ended last summer, outed the beloved character Friday night while appearing before a full house at Carnegie Hall.
There is no Dumbledore. There is no one to out. There is no role model There is nothing there Andrew .