Good Lord…
ROCHELLE, Ga. — AP— A woman was arrested after she called local police to help “get her money back” after she was unhappy with the crack cocaine she purchased.
Juanita Marie Jones, 53, called Rochelle Police late Thursday night after she purchased what she thought was a $20 piece of crack cocaine, according to police reports.
She told officers she broke the rock into three pieces and smoked one, only to discover the drugs were “fake.”
She took Officer Joel Quinn and Deputy John Shedd of the Wilcox County Sheriff’s Office into her kitchen and showed them the drugs, police said.She was promptly arrested on charges of possession of cocaine.
I think what we now have an operative description of “stupid”. I’ll bet she votes Democrat, though.
Leaving aside, for just a moment, the woman’s lack of brain power, do have two questions to ask, that none of the press coverage got into:
- What was she smoking?
- If what she was sold was in fact not cocaine, how can she be charged with possession thereof?
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