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BBQ As a Weapon

From the Jawa report [1], we see:

Via The Daily Mail: [2] A group of Muslims have opposed plans for a pet food factory to be built as possible pork emissions will violate their religious rights.Butchers Pet Care could shelve plans for a factory in Coton Park, near Rugby, because angry Asian families have complained to their residents’ association about pork smells drifting into their garden.

Muslim residents in the area also claim the pork will effectively “rain down” on their homes and gardens after the factory’s 100ft chimney has pumped the meat extracts into the atmosphere.

The Coton Park Residential Association said they have received complaints from Muslims – who are directed to not eat pork by the Qur’an – and are taking the matter very seriously.

ribs.jpgI suggest all non-Muslims protest the protest with a coordinated back yard hickory pork barbeque and beer bash. Ahh the sweet smell of boston butts roasting on a hickory fire. Mmmm, mmmm good. After the first few beers don’t forget to yell, “Yeeeehaaaa!”, or the British equivalent, really loud a few times, just for extra scaryness.

Personally, I have always considered that we should be bombing al-Qaida training camps with good barbecue.  Some of those skinny bastards look like they haven’t eaten a good meal in months…. and I know of very few folks, who can resist a good BBQ, particularly when they’re hungry. The suicides that will ensue, once they figure out what it is, will probably save many lives, ultimately.