Bill Bennett, Morning in America, recenty held a contest for the best Sandy Berger parady song. The wiinner:

Sandy Berger Can
(to the tune of “Secret Agent Man”)

Bill and Hillary lookin’ for a legacy
But the national archives held a vast conspiracy
They thought about a plan
Asking who would be their man
Who can we now trust to crack this quandary?

Sandy Berger can
Sandy Berger can
He can stuff that troubling history into his socks and pants

Now Bill and Hillary met with Sandy Berger.
They talked about the plan…now it’s not murder.
They gave him all he’d need.
They thought he could succeed.
It simple, just go in and get those files.

Sandy Berger can
Sandy Berger can
He’ll stuff those troubling files into his socks and pants.

The day had come and it was time to do it.
If he is caught the press can misconstrue it.
It’s not that big a deal, it had a presidential seal.
And he said he’s sorry so that ends it.

Sandy Berger can
Sandy Berger can
He’ll get us eight more years
So we can implement our plan

Scott and John, Powerline, have the audio version

Give the recent reports to which Bit refered that Mrs. Clinton is aiming a long knife for the middle of Barak Obama back,  it is only appropriate to remind ourselves to the length the Clintons will go for power and vanity.

Plus, the song is great. 


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