Today’s winner is actually an older post, found while re-visting Fran Porretto @ Eternity Road:

"You want to celebrate Kwanzaa? What does it matter that Fran Porretto thinks you're a bleeding idiot who's been duped by an FBI stooge? Go ahead, make a fool of yourself.
You want to celebrate Puerto Rican Day? What does it matter that Fran Porretto thinks you're a benighted fool who's forgotten why you, or your parents, left that mildew-infested rock for a decent life in America? Go ahead, pretend you hail from Paradise.
You want to celebrate your 'gay pride'? What does it matter that Fran Porretto thinks you've got your head up your ass, along with other organs of discretionary deployment? Go ahead, pretend there's something about homosexual sodomy to be proud of.
I won't try to shut you down, no matter how silly I think you are. I just won't participate, as is my right. "

(Chuckle)

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