Speaking of Darren, he’s got a real gem today, here:here. [1]
A man arrested in Arizona for extreme DUI has avoided jail, because authorities say he was too drunk. The Yavapai (YAHV-uh-pie) County Sheriff’s Office says 48-year-old Kevin Larremore was stopped by deputies earlier this week and admitted to drinking heavily. His blood alcohol content registered at .379
We better let Foxworthy [2]know about this… we’ve got a new one for “You might be a redneck.. if you’ve ever been too drunk to go to jail…”