Via IMAO  we are given: “THE ‘WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?’ BLOGGER QUIZ
1. Who the hell do you think you are?
Names Eric. Some call me Eric, some call me Bit. Either works well.
2. So, other than blogging, what’s your job? Do you work at some fast food joint, dumbass?
As the name “BitHead” implies, I’m in computer services. Specificly, I support several hundred servers in a financial environment. Suffice it to say that I make out fairly well, financially. Indeed, you’re already soaking me for half of my income to pay for socialist programs. Like those foodstamps you’ve been selling for beer, for example. I could tell you more, but I’d have to make the rest of your body equal to your brain. (Hint: I’d have to kill you)
3. Do you have like any experience in journalism, idiot?
Does broadcasting (radio) count? Like…. (Slap)
4. Do you even read newspapers?
Nah. Not worth my time, though I do get some from the recycle center to line my birdcages with. Why should I pay to get lied to? I haven’t done that since I was dating. At least in those days, I got some enjoyment out of the deal once in a while.
5. Do you watch any other news than FOX News propaganda, you ignorant fool?
First, Fox News isn’t propaganda, though CNN, CBS NBC and ABC are, along with MSNBC and a few others. Apparently, you’re among the few to have not figured that part out, bright boy. Have you not noticed who is number one and pulling away in the ratrings? Apparently not everyone shares your view about what constitutes news and what constitutes propganda. And given your attitude, I doubt you can make much of a case that you’re smarter than they.
6. I bet you’re some moron talk radio listener too, huh?
Sure. But I’ve been on the other side of that mike too.. and I’ll bet it’s for longer than you’ve been wasting air.
7. So, do you get a fax from the GOP each day for what to say, you @#$% Republican parrot?
No. my hitcounters tell me that they read ME, however. And unlike you, they actually LISTEN to me. I suppose that’s because they limit themselves to people with actual brainpower.
8. Why do you and your blogger friends want to silence and fire everyone who disagrees with you, fascist?
I don’t. I’d rather people I disagreed with were on the air. Makes it a lot easier to make my case when Morons like Al Franken are pushing theoir garbage. Then again, I’m not stupid enough to hire them. Also, I care more if they’re telling the truth. IE; forged documents are not the truth.
9. Are you completely ignorant of other countries, or do you actually own a passport?
More countries than you’ve had zits. And why would that matter?
10. Have you even been to another country, you dumb hick?
Aha….. A reading problem, too. Government school?
11. If you’re so keen on the war, why haven’t you signed up, chickenhawk?
How many 50 year ods do you see on the lines? And have you noticed that the majority of those doing the fighting consider our efforts worth it? No, I suppose not… you’ve been busy drooling over your autographed picture of Dan Rather. By the way… you do know he’s got an autopen machine that signs those things, right?
12. Do you have any idea of the horrors of war? Have you ever reached into a pile of goo that was your best friend’s face?
Oh, please, he-man. Spare me the war-hero theatrics. You were no more a war hero than John Kerry was… and likely, far less.. and that’s saying something. I gather that the only face that was goo you’ve ever seen, or had your hands in, was your girlfreind’s, after she bumped her head and busted up that third eye on her forehead, trying to squeeze her size 24 body into that size 7 tincan you call a car. Ya know, you really need to tell her about Hickey-off Pimple pads by the makers of Brillo, OK?
13. Have you ever reached into any pile of goo?
Yes. You’d call it “Tofu”.
Oh, and I do visit the DNC website from time to time.
It’s usually followed by a visit to the shower.
14. Once again, who the hell do you think you are?!”
I’m a leftist’s worst nightmare. An informed citizen, with the balls to speak aloud my conclusions. For example; My conclusion about you; You’re a waste of air. Please leave the planet at once.