Having just come back from the grovery store, I’ve made an interesting discovery about fashion.
RANT
Older gals; heads up:
Tight fitting jeans and tops, over loose fitting skin should be viewed as a clash.
Got it?
Younger gals:
If your belly button arrives before your boobs do, you may want to make sure your top has it covered. That’s not men catching their breath after you walk by… it’s called ‘gagging’.
I’m not the best looking best dressed guy on the planet, but who in the world taught these girls how to dress?
/RANT