You will doubtless remember John Kerry’s passionate retelling of his saving the life of Licorice the hamster.

Well, it’s appears that it’s all another Kerry Lie. Licorice called a press conference today, and … Well.. Poisoning pigeons has the details.

OK, Its a JOKE, gang… God knows Kerry sets up a target rich environment…

And anyway.. what did you expect from someone who names a blog after a Classic Tom Lehrer tune?