The George W. Bush Conspiracy Generator [1]
This Java app spits out conspiracy theories that are more plauseable than what one finds in one of Dean’s Speeches.
Examples:
George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that white men, gun owners, oil companies, and big corporations could conquer Muslims.
George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that big corporations, Ann Coulter, and Rush Limbaugh could offend Michael Moore.