Well, if you’d planned to go to Tikrit to grab a gander at the spider whole they pulled Saddam out of, hang it up. Apparently, they’re going to destroy the thing so it doesn’t become a tourist attraction, or so says
The Seattle Times.

Can’t you just imagine the kind of tourist trap stuff they’d sell?
They’d have a SPAM consession….You’ll remember that he had a few cases with him…Can’t you imagine the TV spot with Saddam hollering “MORE SPAM!!!”